You need to go straight up to JB, grab him by the ears and pull hard. When the latex head comes off in your hands, you will see that it's probably JVP underneath. Ask yourself, have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? :)

Actually, I've never been in the same room with both at the same time....but I've been in the room with one, and on the phone with the other.

The PA Crew doesn't use latex....we prefer animal skin. <s>