>Sorry, I use that joke every chance I get.
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>Here's how it started...years ago, a co-worker and I were reviewing some developer resumes. My co-worker read one where an applicant listed LaTeX under programming languages used....he said to me, 'god, this guy says he's used LaTex???'. I responded, 'well, my girlfriend and I prefer animal skin'

I was being questioned in preparation for my knee surgery, when the woman asked me, "Are you allergic to latex?" I responded, "only when my wife is wearing it!". She couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes..