>>>Not only is it encrypted, but it uses a weird type of encryption. Once you decrypt it, you get exactly the opposite. Man, what I wouldn't give for the correct encryption key.
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>>If you knew it was the exact opposite, you should have tried with giving a complement.
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>The encryption is so good, it knows what you are think it is, and then by default it selects the opposite. It is the nature of the beast.

Are you sure your lady doesn't have Windows installed? This behavior is typical of All Defaults Wrong Syndrome (ADWS).