>>>>>Not only is it encrypted, but it uses a weird type of encryption. Once you decrypt it, you get exactly the opposite. Man, what I wouldn't give for the correct encryption key.
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>>>>If you knew it was the exact opposite, you should have tried with giving a complement.
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>>>The encryption is so good, it knows what you are think it is, and then by default it selects the opposite. It is the nature of the beast.
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>>Are you sure your lady doesn't have Windows installed? This behavior is typical of All Defaults Wrong Syndrome (ADWS).
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>Yes, but I believe it is Windows ME... very temperamental and prone to causing its users headaches.

Yes, and there is no service pack. :)