>Uh, excuse me, but I believe abstinence works each and every time a person abstains. Abstaining from abstinence is what doesn't work!

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>If you stand at the door and pass condoms out as they leave each day, what do you think will happen? Hey they are giving them out, they must want you to use them. It's a no brainer.

Indeed. They just want them to use them when they have sex. If you don't pass them they will have sex without. In any way: they will have sex, whether you want it or not.