>>>Hi everybody,
>>>
>>>Can you please help me to de-chyper this phrase:
>>>
>>>systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cystsusceptible sister
>>>
>>>Thanks in advance.
>>
>>In an organized, systemic manner, helping Sisyphus's sister who acts in a stealthy (furtive) manner and is susceptible to cysts.
>>
>>Where did you come across this gem????
>
>http://www.edbydesign.com/story/38048
>
>My son read and re-read all 13 books and really loves them. Now he is trying to ask for my help with translation, but I don't understand it at all.

I'd be a little leery of any article that proudly opens with bad grammar anyway.

YOU BEST TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.???

How about YOU'D BEST TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. instead.