>>SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
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>Small change, if you don't mind:
>SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour... and you do it every year.

Socialism in the Inca Empire:

The Emperor owns the cows. He allows you to milk them for the Empire. After the cow is dry you get to milk it and keep what you obtain to survive. Then you get to chew cocaine leaves to forget your troubles and numb yourself.