>>>I live in my country excellently.
>>>Why I need to go in the middle of Pacific ocean? Please advise me!
>>
>>I was just joking using Dragan's joke (I heard it slightly different before) <g>
>>
>>Should I now assume you have a grudge on me? <g>
>
>No, this isn't true. Why I need this? I don't understand your joke.

I assume it was just a hypothetical situation to test the code in your message, to see if any bugs swim out :).

Of course you could have said that you're a good swimmer already - but then there'd be no joke.

[2nd update: ah never mind... this just doesn't work. Can't make a joke out of this no matter what I try]