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God is a Golden State Warriors fan
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04/05/2007 17:44:12
 
 
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But this is the people running for office. But I get your point. This definitely proves something I heard from a political comedian a while back. Something to the effect "In the beginning for politicians we had George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin. Today we have Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon. Whats that show? Darwin was wrong!"

>>Two things:
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>>1) In spite of the fact I hate the Lakers in general and Kobe in particular, because of his selfishness, I now feel that he is due some props. He obviously is a step above other players in ability. Phoenix did everything to stop him in their playoff series. At least he scored more then 8 points in every game.
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>>2) I find it rather appalling that in 21st century America we have a debate of our finest politicians running for president and several hands actually raise to the question "Who does not believe in Evolution"?
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>Unfortunately, no test is required to be allowed to vote.
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>>>>>>>>>Last night, when I said my prayers before bedtime, I asked God to help the Warriors beat the Dallas Mavs.
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>>>>>>>>>It's nothing personal...I just enjoy seeing the Mavs lose. Just like I enjoy seeing the Cowboys lose, and the Yankees lose. As a matter of fact, I hope Mark Cuban never wins an NBA championship.
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>>>>>>>>>Well, tonight, the Warriors (my new favorite NBA team) smoked the Mavs. Good times.
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>>>>>>>>>God is a Warriors fan!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Actually, He's an opportunist. Haven't you noticed that whoever wins announces that God was on their side? I think He only makes his picks after the game is over.
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>>>>>>>Oh, that drives me batty. The unknown who won the Masters golf tournament this year started out by thanking Jesus Christ. If his faith brings him strength, hey, great, but I hope he doesn't really believe deities care who wins a golf tournament or a ballgame.
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>>>>>>They don't? So that little voice who tells me who to bet on is a fraud? Jeez. No wonder I keep losing! I just thought I was being tested.
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>>>>>Perhaps you are listening to the wrong voice. Is the voice coming from your left or right? This is important. You see I learned in Catholic School that the devil is on your left and God is on you right side. :)
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>>>>I don't remember from the last time, so I'll have to wait until he shows up again. All I can tell you for sure is that he looks exactly like me except that he's only a couple of inches tall. He wears on a red robe and has little nubs on the top of his head. Must be always hungry too because he carries a small fork.
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>>>Be careful! That could be one of those republican Presidential nominees. Do not believe a word that little fellow tells you. He just wants your soul. :)

(On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush
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