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YAG - How's it feel to be the one
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04/05/2007 23:54:18
Mike Cole
Yellow Lab Technologies
Stanley, Iowa, United States
 
 
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Forum:
Visual FoxPro
Category:
Other
Environment versions
Visual FoxPro:
VFP 9 SP1
OS:
Windows XP SP2
Network:
Windows 2000 Server
Database:
MS SQL Server
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
01204014
Message ID:
01222704
Views:
29
>Why not buy a gallon of gasoline, put it into a container and let’er rip! The amount of energy in one gallon of gasoline is 62.5 times greater than one stick of dynamite. Imagine the bang! :)
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>Uhm, if my wife had read this, her reply to you would have been, "please, don't give him any ideas".
>
>She's still mad at me because of what happened 2 years ago - I was taking single tubes and placing them side-by-side, lighting one and then the other in the span of about two seconds.
>
>The impact of the first launch caused the one beside it to tip as it launched. And it tipped in my direction as I was running away. I turned and ran in a different direction, tripped over the backyard hose, and wound up cracking a rib.
>
>Small price to pay for the party gods.

Ahhh.... the thrills of tipped-over fireworks. Especially when the output of the tipped-over firework is spraying all over a diesel tank and an LP gas tank.
Very fitting: http://xkcd.com/386/
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