My former colleague's favorite joke:

Do you know a story about broken pencil?
It's pointless...


>>>>>>Preceded by the grandparents's names preceded by the great grandparents' names preceded by ...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Of course, that's how a lot of surnames are formed. Ben (son of) etc.
>>>>>
>>>>>As you know, Ben is the Hebrew version. Mac/Mc and O' are similar. Fitz is illegitimate son of. And, of course, we have names like Robertson, Smithson, Johnson, ...
>>>>>
>>>>>Tamar
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, I wonder how people with the last name starting with Fitz explain this to their children.
>>>>
>>>>On the other hand, Ella Fitzgerald wasn't anybody's son. ;)
>>>
>>>
>>>Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Morris Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmorris.
>>
>>I was gonna crack that one earlier, but I thought in this PC world I might offend someone. :-)
>>
>>Of course there was the gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sherrif.
>
>
>There is another one about two condoms walking past a gay bar. It definitely would not fly here. I will PM it to you.