>>>>A humourous song but I guess the audience would wish you to die if you tried to sing all the verses! :-)
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>>>Perhaps if Stanley Holloway were to do it? ( BTW, I have a cousin in Devizes who does a drop dead perfect rendition of "Albert and the Lion" and the other Albert whose ( which's ? ) name escapes me right now )
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>>Sorry. This means nothing to me. If it's a Holloway thing then those monologues just leave me cold. I'm surprised Americans know of him anyway, except from the old "Ealing Comedies".
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>Are you kidding? "With 'er 'ead Tooked Oonderneath 'er arm" was a great piece of music.

Ha Ha. I only ever heard that once, on the radio, many years ago, and thus had no idea it was SH.
You've seen "Passport to Pimlicoe" - one of the very best of those old Ealing comedies?
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