I guess it'd be even funnier if I posted some more examples, in that case? ;-)
Lets just leave it and focus on the other issue, dLinq et al. Darn, I was locked and loaded...but sure, that's fine. ;)
Actually, I'd be happy to talk about Linq to SQL (dLinq is actually the 'old' name). Implementing the newer T-SQL '05 language features within the LINQ to SQL constructs comes to mind. More later...
KG