>>>BTW, one of my favo(u)rites is "I shoot her, I miss her". Is she alive after this sentence?
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>>Well obviously you don't shoot her if you miss her?
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>You need to shoot first to see whether you'll hit or miss, don't you? Now if you miss, you miss. If you hit, you begin to miss the deceased.
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>>Two beautiful young girls went for a tramp, but the tramp died (of heart attack? - or did the walk just peter out?)
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>Why peter out, I wonder... why do they never archibald out, or engelbert out?
Because one englebert-humps a dink already
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
