>>You do have an option -- stop reading it.
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>>I want to stop but I.. I... I just can't!
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>Jerry Springer for geeks <s>
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>>>Damn, 20 years of sobriety and this makes me want to drink. I think I'll go to a meeting. Cheers!
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>The only time I have an urge to drink is when I'm in meetings <s>

LOL! Then you must be a REAL alcoholic! Too funny.