Kevin, it's a suppose-situation. What would you do.

Oh, goodie! A "suppose" situation - where we get to suspend disbelief but still place weight on the response. What fun!

OK...I would do one of the following...

A) Since your display was unlocked, I'd go to your Control Panel, set a password for your screen-saver, write out the password on a post-it note, and tape the post-it note to your display. That way we can REALLY test the honesty of your co-workers

B) Launch Outlook, and send an email (which would be from you) and tell the CEO that all the really bad, bad, bad things you'd been saying about me were out of jealousy and spite, and that in reality you thought I should get a big raise and a promotion

C) Read every email in your inbox and outbox, and set a rule that every future email you read and send would also be forwarded to me.

Regardless of which one I did, I'm sure you'd start password-protecting your laptop even when you visit the men's room. ;)