>>I don't have the patience to play golf. I swing way too hard and slice horribly. Such a frustrating game, and it is really expensive to get good at, since it costs 40 bucks around here to play a round.
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>Now, Mike, I've just thought of a good justification for your firearm. Why not go out on a links and see how many of the blighters you can bag! And the price tag you mentioned is just one of the reasons I hate this elitist waste of real-estate. "A good walk spoiled" (and not even that when they go around on those damn buggies).
Good God man. Don't give him any ideas.
The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
– Mark Twain (1866)
