>>>>>>THAT'S 15 years of his life he won't get back!
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>>>>>No! That's 15 years of joy and jubilation.
>>>>>Besides, I doubt Jay plays everyday 24-7. He probably take 10 minute potty breaks.
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>>>>I'd like to go round a golf course and take 18 potty breaks, if you get my drift!
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>>>ROFL!!!
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>>>I know a guy that pottied during play in the woods. The only problem was he squated on a patch of poison ivy.
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>>Bet that put some dimples in his golf balls!
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>Yeah, outties :)
Now a golfer can get a hole-in-one, did he manage a one-in-hole?
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>He couldn't lay on his back for two weeks. The first few days he couldn't even put on his trousers.
Don't yer mean "his plus-fours"?
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>It spread up his back and belly. He was extremely allergic to it.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
