>>>>>>>>THAT'S 15 years of his life he won't get back!
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>>>>>>>No! That's 15 years of joy and jubilation.
>>>>>>>Besides, I doubt Jay plays everyday 24-7. He probably take 10 minute potty breaks.
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>>>>>>I'd like to go round a golf course and take 18 potty breaks, if you get my drift!
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>>>>>ROFL!!!
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>>>>>I know a guy that pottied during play in the woods. The only problem was he squated on a patch of poison ivy.
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>>>>Bet that put some dimples in his golf balls!
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>>>Yeah, outties :)
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>>Now a golfer can get a hole-in-one, did he manage a one-in-hole?
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>No. He couldn't even sit on a toilet properly.

I was referring to where the ivy got to when he was squatting over it! :-)

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>>>He couldn't lay on his back for two weeks. The first few days he couldn't even put on his trousers.
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>>Don't yer mean "his plus-fours"?
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>Here, men ware trousers unless you're Payne Stewart (God rest his soul).

Aye, I was being sarcastic of the daft clothes you guys seem compelled to wear on the links.]

>But he slept on his all fours the first few nights.