I won the office-pool bet on how long she would "really" be in "jail".
Hey, if I had a billion dollars in the bank and a chain of hotels I doubt I'd be in there any longer than she was...hahaha

>I don't particularly like to drink, but I would be willing to get drunk and drive if it would mean getting confined to Paris Hilton's West Hollywood home for 40 days. I might even take a swing at the judge if it would get the sentence extended to 20 years or so.
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>I really did not think there was a chance that even a political hack like Sheriff Lee Baca would do something this transparently stupid. Ranks right up there with the Clinton pardon of Mark Rich as symbolic of everything everyone suspects anyway.