Paris Hilton!? I'd rather stick it out and let the birds peck at it!
>I don't particularly like to drink, but I would be willing to get drunk and drive if it would mean getting confined to Paris Hilton's West Hollywood home for 40 days. I might even take a swing at the judge if it would get the sentence extended to 20 years or so.
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>I really did not think there was a chance that even a political hack like Sheriff Lee Baca would do something this transparently stupid. Ranks right up there with the Clinton pardon of Mark Rich as symbolic of everything everyone suspects anyway.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
