>I find it is more efficient ( and comfortable ) to read your thoughts through receivers NSA has secreted into the fillings in your teeth. ( to which I might add - naughty, naughty )
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>You will find this is second-generation stuff and the tin-foil hat will be of no use ( except, of course, as a fashion statement )

Such statements in view of your unaltered percentage of shares in dental replacement companies...