On a totally unrelated note... I saw your new taglines:

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
-- Henny Youngman

In any other language but English (of those that I know), it's something related to health. We (and Russians and Hungarians and probably a few other Slavic languages) say "on (your) health". Germans say "Gesundheit" (health). I've heard it comes from the plague times, when a sneeze was the first sign of recovery (as there's no English word which would literally mean "uphealthening").

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez

I'd rather understand this this as proof that the cats are smarter :)