I used to know a guy, Karl Moose, who is the son of a NC father and a Welsh mother. I couldn't understand why they would choose to live in sleepy seaside Welsh resort of Llandudno:
Now I know why! The worst thing that can happen to you there is to step in some sheep dung.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night - Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
