> And you have the water truck on stand-by for the night, right? >:)
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>Nah...but I DO keep a few bottles of beer beside me, just in case! ;)

I presume it's a cold case (*) where you keep it. Shake it fine, and you can douse a fire from quite a distance.

The last time we did that sort of fire maintenance when we had a lamb on a spit - but we aimed at the lamb, so its skin wouldn't crack. Don't know whether that helps, but the perceived improvement in taste was ... what's the taste equivalent of "audible"?

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(*) not to be confused with the TV series of the same name. What were these guys doing, making a whole series about a portable fridge?