Note to self for Southwest Fox: assign Kevin the 8 am session every day. Have the front desk give him a wake-up call at 3 am every day. Ensure there's no coffee or breakfast available until 9 am. Just before his session starts, tell him he has an emergency phone call from his brother-in-law, something about needing cash for bail. Just before that, start a conversation with him about why SP suck and how .NET will probably be discontinued next year, then walk away just as he starts his rebuttal.
