Wait a minute! How can you have NEVER eaten either of those? That defies the law of averages!<g> Simple....I hate pickles and onions (ESPECIALLY pickles!!!), and I only like lettuce in salads.
I rarely, rarely eat at McDonalds or Burger King, but when I do, I get a quarter pounder or double-cheeseburger with just ketchup. Call me strange. ;)
The best burger in the world (IMO) is this place in Montreal called Rueben's. They have a blackjack burger that is to die for. Also love the Peppercorn Burger at Chili's....
Kevin