>>>>>How about everyone just says whatever they want and if you don't understand, you ask?
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>>>>Jay for president!
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>>>I would never pass the security clearance, but I like the way you think!
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>>Can I be your secret service thug?
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>Only if your willing to put your life on the line to protect me from, well, anything really. People, trains, guns, cars, bugs, snakes... There's a pretty big list.

The only thing on that list I am afraid of is snakes. If we meet one, you are on your own, as I will squeal like a woman that just saw a mouse and run away.