>>>>>>>>How about everyone just says whatever they want and if you don't understand, you ask?
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>>>>>>>Jay for president!
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>>>>>>I would never pass the security clearance, but I like the way you think!
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>>>>>Can I be your secret service thug?
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>>>>Only if your willing to put your life on the line to protect me from, well, anything really. People, trains, guns, cars, bugs, snakes... There's a pretty big list.
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>>>The only thing on that list I am afraid of is snakes. If we meet one, you are on your own, as I will squeal like a woman that just saw a mouse and run away.
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>>One of my fears is to suddenly find myself falling out of a plane at 30,000 feet over the middle of the ocean, engulfed in fire, covered with snakes and listening to Celine Dion...
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>I didn't know Celine Dion would be part of the equation either. I wish to resign effective immediately.

Man, I lose more secret service thugs on that one!