I am only grateful you do not live in one of the many cultures where firing AK47s into the air is a celebratory gesture <g> ( and that no one every taught you to do a C4 shaped charge ... )

Nah, I don't do that stuff....I'd only use an AK47 to facilitate the following dialog:

"Ahmadinejad, meet Allah....Allah, meet Ahmadinejad"