>>>>You know enough to know that when I'm calling you an idiot, it's not a good thing.
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>>>I see you're a foulmouthed man. And I warm you kindly... I have a rule about internet: "If I cannot use a word face to face, I don't use that at internet too".
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>>>If we talked face to face and you would say me that word be sure I'll hit your face. I'm at 1.83m and 106kg... :)
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>>Oh, now that's mature. I guess we'll meet out in the parking lot after school? Will the other kids get to watch? I mean it's so exciting! You just threatened me with physical violence. I think Michel has rules against that. Hmmmm, probably against calling you an idiot too, but I think the "hit your face" would trump that. Oh, well. Guess we'll never know.
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>Hey, are you calling the teacher!!!...

Ok, now that may be the first truly funny thing I've ever heard you say.