>A friend at Bata Shoe Organization, called Juan Carlos Gutiérrez, had a friend at the police do a background check on his name, and found SCORES of crimes commited by different people with the same name. (Both the name "Juan Carlos" - the combination is treated as a single name - and the last name Gutiérrez are relatively common, though.)

That's what you get when the priest has the power over your kids' names, and most of the kids' names are picked not from inspiration, but from a calendar. You get whole countries of ungooglables.