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>>>>>>If so, will you deposit your dying uncle's fortune in my checking account?
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>>>>>Now that you mention it...I've moved to a small country in Africa, and banking rules have prevented me from depositing *large* sums of money generated by my business. I'll pay you 20% if you can help me out.
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>>>>Yahoo!
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>>>I hope the "small country" doesn't happen to be Zimbabwe. With inflation now running in the 1000s of % that 20% wouldn't be worth squat by the end of the day - nor your "*large* sums of money"!
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>>I would imagine Steve will pull the necessary fund transfer funds in US dollars from Mike's US bank account, in which case the inflation is only 4-5%.
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>>And Mike, if there is any money left over or any credit line still available after Steve's transaction is complete, please forward the same information to me, because I can TRIPLE your remaining money & credit in a week (or so). There is a small, relatively unknown company (Northern Lights Software) that is poised for a major breakthrough any day now, and an investment in this company is sure to bring HUGE ROI. This information is For Your Eyes Only, BTW.
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>>Pertti
>>Product Manager
>>Northern Lights Software
>
>Man, so many great deals today. I can't believe it!

Mike, my man. Suspend your disbelief and simply act! I would, if I were you <bg>.

Pertti