>>>>>I enjoy driving and the autobahn is one of my favorite drives :o) Well, if you discount the many racers zipping by so fast you can't even determine the make of the car only the color if you look fast enough :o)
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>>>>But isn't that true of ALL women - even if the car is stationary?
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>>>Frankly, I'm keeping a watch on the color of the cars this year, and I finally get some good news. They started making them in color now.
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>>How many watches have you lost so far?
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>Nearly two full shifts - one guy on the south wall, two guys on the west gate, and a bunch of them along the north perimeter. They were too good at cards, so I said "if you can't win them, lose them".

Yeah, why are bad guys always standing on police chiefs' timepieces, such that the cop declares, "He's not getting away with it ... not on my watch"?

And why are the cops always off sight-seeing when they should be doing their jobs?

"I'll see you after my tour"

- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.