>>>>How about the thing you shave with - the "meeeerrrrr"?
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>>>Sorry don't know that one.
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>>You look in the meeeerrrrr to see what you're shaving :-)
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>Oh! That's like "beeeerrrrr" as I've heard some people pronounce beer.
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>>>I hardly shave for I have very little facial hair. So I don't need anythng fancy. Just a simple two blade razor does me fine.:)
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>>Bless you
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>You see I'm more evolved then most of you hairy monkeys. :)
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>I don't even need a lot of lathering up. I just shave while in the shower... I know too much info. :-)

It was only the fact that you don't need much "lathering up" that saved you! :-)

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