>>>It barks, therefore it is.
>>>
>>>>Nope, you are a DIA (dyslexic insomniac agnostic ). You spend all your nights awake pondering the existence of dog.<g>
>>
>>Er barko, er sum, hmmmm. OK
>
>Arfo ergo sum?

"I think, therefore I am" said {insert your favorite stupid ethnic group} and vanished.