*g*
I thought in your world all golfers went straight too hell, without passing GO. :)


BTW: The things you use to hit the golf ball with are called clubs not "BATS"


>Please forgive any inaccuracies, as I don't really know much about what bats are used for what. This is esp. for sad people like Sam Ahn and Jay J:
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>A golfer dies and is up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter stops him and asks if he's ever sinned in his life.
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>Golfer: "Well I once swore .. but under extreme provocation."
>St P: "Well that may be understandable, my son. Tell me what happend."
>G: "Well I T'd off from the the 9th, and the ball soared down the fairway, was heading straight for the putting green, but a sudden gust of wind caught it and it went into the rough"
>St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went into the rough?"
>G: "No, I found it quite easily. I chipped it and it went beautifully, only it bounced off a tree on the way out, and rolled back into the woods"
>St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went back into the rough?"
>G: "No, I managed to get it out properly this time. It sailed down the fairway again, but dropped into a sand trap."
>St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went into the sand trap?"
>G: "No, I took out my wedge, chipped it beautifully, and it rolled along the green. But too fast and it rolled down the hill, into the water trap."
>St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went into the water trap?"
>G: "No, I waded in, found the ball, and managed to get it out, first stroke. It went back on to the green and stopped just six inches short of the hole."
>St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball didn't go all the way into the hole?"
>G: "No ...."
>St P. "F***ing h*ll! You didn't miss a six-inch putt!"