>>>>"I think, therefore I am" said {insert your favorite stupid ethnic group} and vanished.
>>>
>>>The variant I've heard is:
>>>
>>>Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender asked is he wanted something to drink. Descartes replied "I think not" and ceased to exist.
>>>
>>
>>Was Descartes in the bar before or after the horse?
>
>Probably after. Wouldn't be a good idea to have Descartes before the horse.
Um, I think that pun was already understood :-)
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
