Looks like Ron Mexico will be dog-tired after all these court appearances.

The press is gonna hound him the rest of his life.

After reading the charges, I'd say he's dog-meat.

When Mexico plays in opposing stadiums, they're gonna broadcast the song "Who Rubbed the Dogs Out???"

Mexico is one sick puppy.

New NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is doggedly determined to clean up the criminal element in the league. There are many players who don't want to get into his doghouse.

What professional sports team anywhere wants to be lampooned as the Dogkillers? I can hear it now: This Sunday, the
Green Bay Packers host the Atlanta Dogkillers.

Even in those nations where they eat dogmeat for food, they have rules about butchering and preparing the dogs for eating. Here's a joke: What do you call sending a pack of dogs to North Korea? A humanitarian effort.


Okay, let's put this puppy to bed. Ron Mexico definitely screwed the pooch on this one. I hope Ron Mexico spends 20 years in prison. What a dirt-bag. (considering that federal inmates have this weird 'moral code' about other inmates who are in for raping children and such, I wonder how long Mexico will last in prison with inmates who surely owned dogs in their lifetimes???)