>>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
>>(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?
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>Is this warning intended for men or women?
>Either way, Yikes!
I'd say a woman would have a better chance! :-)
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>They for got to mention "Do not attempt to stop chain with your mouth".
That would be ridiculous. It's obvious you could cut your tongue off that way.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
