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The dumbest movie of all time
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30/07/2007 09:28:01
 
 
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I'm happy remembering him in a good one with Elizabeth Shoe, Leaving Las Vegas... Kind of depressing tho.


>I take it none of you guys watch many Nicolas Cage movies. Specifically, his remake of 'Wicker Man'.
>
>>If it was worse then The Fantastic-4, The Silver surfer, you're saying something.
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>>>Sure, there are lots of bad movies. Top Gun is one. Shrek 3 is another. And then there's the Piano....
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>>>But on Friday night, I saw the absolute worst movie of all time.
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>>>I was training and driving back and forth from NJ all week, so by Friday evening I was wiped out. I fell asleep watching the Braves game on TBS, and woke up around 1 PM. I was too tired to get off the couch, so I just stayed there and watched the late movie on TBS.
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>>>Oh, god, I wish I'd gone to bed.
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>>>The movie was "Cocktail", with Tom Cruise. I want to hurt this film, but will never be able to hurt it as much as it hurt me.
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>>>I wanted to change the channel, but my cat had knocked the remote away, and I was too lazy to reach for it. So I just vegged out on the couch some more, and was subjected to this piece of cinema trash. I was creating limericks in the third grade that were better than Cruise's bartender poetry. Cruise has come full circle - he started out making idiotic films, and now his life is an idiotic film.
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>>>If there were indeed a God, I'd pray for him to wipe out the culture of the 1980's, which produced the worst films of all time (except for Judd Nelson, he was harsh)
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