>>>>>It's a good thing I'm just a turing machine, and not an actual, real person, or I'd be really hurt.
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>>>>turing?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_machine>>
>>Whoa! Wait a minute. Who said anything about intelligence?! <g>
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>Now you're making my simulated self cry. I hope you're happy!
I'm neither happy nor sad. We are illusions so I am apathetic to your (supposed) feelings...