>>>>They could try a lot harder,
>>>>
>>>>Where I live you don't even need ID, how stupid is that.
>>>>And the sign in sheet I was required to sign in pencil
>>>>
>>>>Bob
>>>>
>>>Same here for me on both counts. Couldn't believe it.
>>
>>They make me sign in crayon.
>>
>
>An X, right?

A dot. They got real sick and tired of my colouring outside the lines.

This reminds me of an old report card I found about 25 years ago at my folks' place. It was from when I was in kindergarden, and among other comments, it said on it, "Alan is not doing well in scissors".

Another childhood ineptitude brought to the surface. I was crushed.