>>>Mr. Goff Sir...
>>>you just sold yourself a book.... my customer will buy a copy...
>>>
>>>you pwn...
>>>
>>>Dave.
>>>
>>>Haha, thanks. But please don't call me Mr. Goff. When I hear it, I turn around to look for my father. ;)
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>>Funny... I always thought my prefix was "You Little" and my last name was something very very different from Cole.
>
>At least your dad knew who you were. My dad invariably called me by my brother's name and him by mine.

My parents did that, and my mom once accidentally called my little brother by my dog's name. Now some dogs' names wouldn't be that bad, but this dog was named Coco.