>>>If u cn rd this u cn gt a gd job at hi pa.
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>>It is not in Spanish, but in English :)
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>Two separate thoughts in same paragraph. Should have split them up.
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>>BTW, is the opposite TRUE? :)
>Absolutely. If you can't read that you won't get much of a job if any. Unless of course you can bury the jumper from 3-point land.

OK, can anyone give me a brief course - non hablo ingles.

What's the jumper that needs to be buried (if not dead)?

What's a "3-point land" (if not a triangular island)?

Now if a guy from a triangular island, who used to jump, is now dead and I can bury him, how does this get me qualified for any other job but a grave digger?