>First of all, I am appalled that Michel allowed you to
>post a picture of yourself mooning the camera.
>
>Second of all you misquoted me in many parts of your
>response and were just plain wrong in your answers.
>Especially with the SEEK and starts like searching and the
>data type of index keys.
>
>Thirdly, all of your reasoning stems from your own interests
>and not the question posted.
>
>I suspect that you are not really a programmer at all
>but just someone who likes to have some fun on the net.
>I am looking for someone to clean my windows and toilets
>and suspect you may possess the necessary skills and
>experience for the job.
>If you are interested, please send e-mail.
>
>
>Chris

Now this is interesting :) Keep it up, bud! I bet the rest will enjoy
reading your creations :)