I can't say it was original... I stole it from somebody else's sig on another forum.

>Surely they had to appreciate the wit that could answer the question "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
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>>I have always been of the opinion that small schools are best because of the great student-to-teacher ratio, but have learned that sometimes small town BS can trump that. I graduated with 34, and in my 4 years in high school have been harrassed by teachers, pinned against the wall by teachers and threatened, and been told by one teacher that he wanted to put a bullet in my head. I was kind of a smart-alec, but I wasn't THAT bad.