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>>>>>>>>>What part of mine didn't you get. Maybe I'm doing the same as I'm accusing you of doing without realising it.
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>>>>>>>>Maiminides? - my-im-in-eedeez?
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>>>>>>>Well, I pronounce it like "Maimin' idees" (actually with the accent on the 'i' before the 'd', but I won't tell anybody if you don't).
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>>>>>>So "My main ideas"?
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>>>>>>Hegel be Ch'ung gum with open mouth while Maiminides that I put forward
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>>>>>>"He'll be chewing gum with ... while my main ideas that I put forward..." - is not a complete sentence - hence my Confuscian.
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>>>>>He'll be chewing gum with mouth open while maimin' ideas that I put forward
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>>>>OIC - Talk of the pot calling the kettle black! Who ever heard of "maiming ideas"? No wonder I didn't get it. :-)
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>>>I know, I know. But it does work. Anyway, my one great regret is not having been able to figure out a way to work 'Kierkegaard' into the mix. ;) I could have gotten Søren in, but that just felt like too much of a cop-out.
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>>Well you can't have your Kierkegaard and Nietzsche it ? :-{ (Beat me but don't hate me)
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>See? I told you it couldn't be done. ;)

Well you could, but it would involve a sentry to look after a cake, and would have to be pronounced with a northern English accent.