Avoid loud farting noises by pulling your cheeks apart just before.
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UPDATE:
Avoid crapping your pants by NOT pulling your cheeks apart just before farting
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
