>well hopefully you'll return to your high standards soon.

Talk about barbed put-down or back-handed compliment. I don't know how to take that.

>
>Oh and nobody expects the spanish inquisition.

Erm, I left that one in for the hams. :-)

>
>
>>Mushes usely call me Trrrrrrrrrrr :-)
>>
>>I don't know. I tried to bring a smile to such glum faces - but I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
>>
>>>Tel even living in the smoke I still think I know whats funny and whats not.
>>>
>>>
>>>>Well you've lived too long in The Wen and lost your sense of humour ... Mush.
>>>>
>>>>>au contraire my little northerner. I'm from the west country.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>LONDON!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>that one leaves me cold and guess where i'm from
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I guess SA's (even those naturalised Dutch) have a different sense of humour from Brits'
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Charming.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Avoid loud farting noises by pulling your cheeks apart just before.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>UPDATE:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Avoid crapping your pants by NOT pulling your cheeks apart just before farting